onsdag 30. mars 2011

Why Parents get Gray Hair

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered,
"Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster
the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes", whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No".

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home
alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person
who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone there
besides you?", the boss asked the child.

"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman"?

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?, asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered
answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is
that noise?"

"A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss
asked, "Why are they there"?

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle,
"They're looking for me!"


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The new design

Seems like the next version of an old classic has got a little 'facelift'...


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The Knack


TheKnack by jamsoun
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Shit happens....














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Art













...nice eh? Then look at them again and remember, these are Cakes! Bakery at its best!
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Poor poor doggie...



















And there is a lot more of them if you click here.

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The worst Rally corner ever....


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Strangers vs Sign


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Idiots of the year (is it really possible?)










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Dexter warning....



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tirsdag 29. mars 2011

Alzheimers...



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Everything men...



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Christmas decoration


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Pacman on Twitter


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Voice over Star Trek



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The Beer prayer..



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fredag 25. mars 2011

Doing it wrong...



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Literature



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Muslim drivers...


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Justin Bieber...


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In 40 years...


please, give the kids metal to listen to. Please....*sob*
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Cake sign...



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Watch out...

Pay attention lady, pay attention!

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We meet again!



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The Funeral Piper

As a bagpiper, I have played many different gigs.

Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man.

The man had no family or friends, and so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt bad, and apologized to the men for being late.

I then went to the side of the grave and looked down, and the vault lid was already in place.

I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.

I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.

I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep.

They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.

Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently I’m still lost…
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A helping paw...

You got problem with a tooth?
Let me have a look....


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torsdag 24. mars 2011

Ultimate sunset...

This is one of the best I have ever seen...


Click picture for bigger version

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Ultimate joystick




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Fantastic Art

This man by the name of John Pugh


Made these:





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