fredag 30. september 2011

How to impress...

How to Impress a Woman

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....



How to Impress a Man


Show up naked.
Bring beer.

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Like a boss



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Award



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Its a bird!



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The way Orange juice is made...



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Banzai Harakiri