fredag 17. desember 2010

Parking...whooops...


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Mr Bean in Avatar 2 !



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How to 'loose weight'...


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Fondling in bed...



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Tiny...


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Seahorse


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Comma...


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torsdag 16. desember 2010

High Five


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Big pocket

Are your pocket big enough?


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Slow down


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Branding fail....



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Helping hand...


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Best friends...


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Twilight Spoiler...


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fredag 10. desember 2010

Ads In the old days..













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Pinpointed advertising...



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In the future...


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Rolling Pin...


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Time vs Hitler



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Blond...


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United we stand



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torsdag 9. desember 2010

Life's to short for the wrong job










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Error report...


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Tested on animals..


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The whole bottle...



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How to feed the homeless


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Question...


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Weight loss plan

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.
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Worlds deepest recycle bin

The World's Deepest Bin from Ibrahim Nergiz on Vimeo.



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onsdag 8. desember 2010

Batman has arrived...


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Mislead titles...














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"Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention

80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ...

"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
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Husband


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Why choose?




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Demotivation posters...











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tirsdag 7. desember 2010

New blouse...


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A little stuck.....


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Sense of humor



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Wrong t-Shirt to get arrested in...





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Nice try...



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