tirsdag 27. april 2010

Really bad company names...





















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Teacher owned...




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Parental advice...













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Almost there....


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Happy


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They have no clue...


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Nifty repairs...








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How it would have looked like...


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tirsdag 20. april 2010

The rules of news television


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cool car...


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fredag 16. april 2010

Not easily amused...


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Personal letter opener



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fredag 9. april 2010

She has the full grasp of design

another one from the techie world helpdesk/customer calls:
(These are cut'n'asted from a site called Clientcopia.com, that is an excellent place to visit after you have finished browsing through all the entries on this site).


I run an illustration & design company. I was meeting with a new client about rebranding their image for a print campaign.

While complimenting my past work that she had seen around the city, one woman of the 3 there said, "You're like my favorite designer besides Google."

me: *dumbfounded, silent*

her: "Yeah like you have so many websites and so does Google."

me: *even more dumbfounded and exercising the old smile-and-nod technique while seeing the time/cost of production skyrocketing through my head*

I think she was promptly pulled from the project, I never saw her again in future
meetings.

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Banzai Harakiri


Customer story...

Customer: "Do you sell USBs?"
Me: "What kind of USB device are you looking for?"
Customer: "You know, one to install applications"
Me: "Uhh, what are you trying to install?"
Customer: "My homework onto the computer"
Me: "Your trying to install your homework?"
Customer: "Yeah so i can plugin to word and stuff."

Me: "I'm sorry we dont sell anything with that fucntionality."


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Banzai Harakiri