Customer story...

Customer: "Do you sell USBs?"
Me: "What kind of USB device are you looking for?"
Customer: "You know, one to install applications"
Me: "Uhh, what are you trying to install?"
Customer: "My homework onto the computer"
Me: "Your trying to install your homework?"
Customer: "Yeah so i can plugin to word and stuff."

Me: "I'm sorry we dont sell anything with that fucntionality."


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Banzai Harakiri