You have to stop stumbling when...

If your glasses have a computer screen burned into them, you need to stop Stumbling.


If you wake up in the morning with keyboard squares on the side of your face, you need to stop stumbling and sleep in your damn bed.


If you have ever whispered the words, “I can’t quit you” to your Stumble button.

If you don’t know the sex of three of your closest friends because their Stumble screen names aren’t gender specific, you need help!


If you are late for more than 5 things a week, (example – dinner, work, school, friends funeral…) you need a strong family to show you the meaning of intervention.


If your friends and family look for your “online status” to get in touch with you, Stumbling is slowly killing you.


If you wonder how your internet provider can call, 600 hours a month, “unlimited service”, you really should seek professional help.




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Banzai Harakiri