Things That Make You Think

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
stairs.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
a whole box to start a campfire?


You read about all these terrorists-most of them came here legally,
but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in
charge of immigration.


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Banzai Harakiri