The Italian lover, a virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he manged to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned and replied, "no".
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, he smiled and asked, "you finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "no".
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, he reached for the woman yet again and using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping, barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked, "you finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered in his ear, "no, I Norwegian".
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