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Banzai Harakiri
tirsdag 27. april 2010
tirsdag 20. april 2010
fredag 16. april 2010
fredag 9. april 2010
She has the full grasp of design
another one from the techie world helpdesk/customer calls:
(These are cut'n'asted from a site called Clientcopia.com, that is an excellent place to visit after you have finished browsing through all the entries on this site).
I run an illustration & design company. I was meeting with a new client about rebranding their image for a print campaign.
While complimenting my past work that she had seen around the city, one woman of the 3 there said, "You're like my favorite designer besides Google."
me: *dumbfounded, silent*
her: "Yeah like you have so many websites and so does Google."
me: *even more dumbfounded and exercising the old smile-and-nod technique while seeing the time/cost of production skyrocketing through my head*
I think she was promptly pulled from the project, I never saw her again in future
meetings.
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Banzai Harakiri
(These are cut'n'asted from a site called Clientcopia.com, that is an excellent place to visit after you have finished browsing through all the entries on this site).
I run an illustration & design company. I was meeting with a new client about rebranding their image for a print campaign.
While complimenting my past work that she had seen around the city, one woman of the 3 there said, "You're like my favorite designer besides Google."
me: *dumbfounded, silent*
her: "Yeah like you have so many websites and so does Google."
me: *even more dumbfounded and exercising the old smile-and-nod technique while seeing the time/cost of production skyrocketing through my head*
I think she was promptly pulled from the project, I never saw her again in future
meetings.
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Banzai Harakiri
Customer story...
Customer: "Do you sell USBs?"
Me: "What kind of USB device are you looking for?"
Customer: "You know, one to install applications"
Me: "Uhh, what are you trying to install?"
Customer: "My homework onto the computer"
Me: "Your trying to install your homework?"
Customer: "Yeah so i can plugin to word and stuff."
Me: "I'm sorry we dont sell anything with that fucntionality."
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Banzai Harakiri
Me: "What kind of USB device are you looking for?"
Customer: "You know, one to install applications"
Me: "Uhh, what are you trying to install?"
Customer: "My homework onto the computer"
Me: "Your trying to install your homework?"
Customer: "Yeah so i can plugin to word and stuff."
Me: "I'm sorry we dont sell anything with that fucntionality."
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Banzai Harakiri
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