question:
Dear John where do babies come from?
Alexis
Irving, Texas
answer:
when people have sex, God cries. his tears fall to the ground and water the ashes of the dead. the tears and the ashes mix and form a soul who lives in the ground. when a girl wearing a short skirt comes by, the soul sees its chance to be born and enters her womb. that's why girls who dress slutty always get pregnant.
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Banzai Harakiri
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