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guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?"
guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am"
guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word
guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again
guyen> shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass
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