Famously Stupid Celebrity Quotes

"The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone." - Michael Jackson

"I hope my child will be a good Catholic like me." - Madonna

"I'd rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I'm forty-five." - Mick Jagger

"He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too." - Don King

"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera

"I've got taste. It's inbred in me." - David Hasselhoff

"I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can't help it. I'm just a cliché of myself." - Keanu Reeves

"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me." - Jessica Simpson

"I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She's looking like a rock scientist." - Tara Reid

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I feel my best when I'm happy." - Winona Ryder

"I can do anything as long as I don't have to speak." - Linda Evangelista

"I'm using my brain for the first time in a long time." - Victoria Beckham

"I want to wait to have sex until I'm married." - Britney Spears



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Banzai Harakiri