Chuck Norris

- Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

- Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

- When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

- When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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Banzai Harakiri