For all of you that dont work with computers as a living, think of this
the next time you call the it-department.
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torsdag 28. mai 2009
Userfriendly...
This is one of the best comics on the net.
For all of you that dont work with computers as a living, think of this
the next time you call the it-department.
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For all of you that dont work with computers as a living, think of this
the next time you call the it-department.
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onsdag 27. mai 2009
tirsdag 26. mai 2009
Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Bonfire - from IRC
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
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GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
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torsdag 14. mai 2009
The Vulgar Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth
was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to
"clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the
bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth
was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to
"clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the
bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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Just google it...
This will be reality in a couple of years, people...
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Valuable learning...
Its not often you come across something useful on the internet, but this list
is a keeper. :-)
"Oh my god! There's an axe in my head" in various languages
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is a keeper. :-)
"Oh my god! There's an axe in my head" in various languages
English: Bosnian: French: Visigothic: Swedish: Dutch: Latin: German: Japanese: Norwegian: Spanish: Hungarian: Middle Egyptian: Greek: Tagalog: Danish: Afrikaans: Polish: Maori: Italian: Portuguese: Klingon: Bengali: Finnish: Icelandic: Ancient Greek: Babylonian: Assyrian: Welsh: Alsatian: Swahili: Slovenian: Irish: Esperanto: Marathi: Hindi: Russian: Hebrew: Malayalam: Latvian: | Oh my god! There's an axe in my head. boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi. Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete. Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet! O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd. Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est. Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf! ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu. Herre Gud! Jeg har en aks i hodet! Dios mio! Hay una hacha en mi cabeza! Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!! in Amun! iw minb m tp-i! hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou! Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko! Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved. O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop! O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie! Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna! Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa! Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca! ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'! Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche. Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves! Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer. O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale! iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i! Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf! Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil! Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi. Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann. Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo! Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay. Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain. Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove! Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li! Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei. Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva! |
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fredag 8. mai 2009
onsdag 6. mai 2009
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