Interesting facts...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
(that actually makes sense :-) )

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.




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Banzai Harakiri