Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Two old men were comparing their sex lives. Clarence said "I can still do it twice!" Roy asked "Impressive, when's best for you?" Clarence thought and said "Winter."
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As a older man was driving down the freeway, answered his car phone and heard his wife's worried voice saying "Herman, I just heard on the radio there's some idiot driving a car the wrong way on route 290. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!!!"
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Banzai Harakiri
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