mandag 26. oktober 2009

Tim Hawkins - Things you don't say to your wife


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Your screen dirty?

Then click on this link, and it will all be fixed :-)
Auto screen cleaner



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Life, Summarized in 4 Bottles


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good question


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Obvious...


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Helpline....


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I hate Nature...

What the man really thinks.. :-)


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Food for champions...


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Accessories...

The ultimate one...

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Delicious...

Mmmmmm....strawberry...


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Yo-Yo


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torsdag 22. oktober 2009

Been there?


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Where was the editor?


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Baaad SW joke...


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Jesus is watching you...

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.

He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes."

He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses."

The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".


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Banzai Harakiri