and I thought that it would be quite nice to be read one of the old texts once more... :-)
12 Days of Christmas Correspondence
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Banzai Harakiri
onsdag 26. november 2008
tirsdag 25. november 2008
Company Policy...
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result; all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.
Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they are not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey every again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here. And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.
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Banzai Harakiri
Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they are not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey every again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here. And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.
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Banzai Harakiri
fredag 21. november 2008
Japanese Prank Videos (Funny!!)
A collection of the best japanese pranks videos :-)
These gives new meaning to the term candid camera.
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Banzai Harakiri
These gives new meaning to the term candid camera.
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Banzai Harakiri
onsdag 19. november 2008
British humor...
A site that is devoted to the writing of english newspapers. Funny stuff :-)
Check it out at: British Humor - Newspapers
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Banzai Harakiri
Check it out at: British Humor - Newspapers
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Banzai Harakiri
Customers...
I stumbled over a very cool website here the other day thats entitled: "The customers is not always right". I has some cool transcripts from conversations between employees and customers.
Take a look at: NotAlwaysRight.com
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Banzai Harakiri
Take a look at: NotAlwaysRight.com
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Banzai Harakiri
Not exactly honeymoon I guess...
At a restaurant:
Me: “Hello! Welcome to [restaurant].”
(I begin pouring water, as is customary at any restaurant.)
Woman: “We didn’t ASK for water.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry ma’am. Should I bring you something else?”
Woman: *sighs* “No! No! No! Fine! Well take the d*** water.”
(I proceed to bring her the food, and she complains incessantly about everything she can think of until finally her entree comes out.)
Woman: “This isn’t what I ordered.”
Me: “Ma’am, this is what you ordered. I can show you the bill… it’s clearly written that this is what you ordered.”
Woman: “No it’s not! I DID NOT ORDER THIS!”
Me: “You did now…”
Woman, to husband: “Come on, let’s leave!”
Husband: “Why? Because you’re being a b****?”
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Banzai Harakiri
Me: “Hello! Welcome to [restaurant].”
(I begin pouring water, as is customary at any restaurant.)
Woman: “We didn’t ASK for water.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry ma’am. Should I bring you something else?”
Woman: *sighs* “No! No! No! Fine! Well take the d*** water.”
(I proceed to bring her the food, and she complains incessantly about everything she can think of until finally her entree comes out.)
Woman: “This isn’t what I ordered.”
Me: “Ma’am, this is what you ordered. I can show you the bill… it’s clearly written that this is what you ordered.”
Woman: “No it’s not! I DID NOT ORDER THIS!”
Me: “You did now…”
Woman, to husband: “Come on, let’s leave!”
Husband: “Why? Because you’re being a b****?”
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Banzai Harakiri
The last photo...
you will ever take.
Cool site with some really cool pics.
Take a look at : PrettyCoolThings.com
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Banzai Harakiri
Cool site with some really cool pics.
Take a look at : PrettyCoolThings.com
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Banzai Harakiri
Visit to the doctor... (joke)
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be! She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man. I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!"
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Banzai Harakiri
The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be! She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man. I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!"
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Banzai Harakiri
torsdag 6. november 2008
The election is over...
and let me first congratulate Obama with the victory. (the USA really need someone that
actually has a brain to think with :-) ) *thumbs up*
I stumnbled over this little campaigning contribution here, and thought it was so funny that I put it up on this site.
Enjoy!
Vote Here!
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Banzai Harakiri
actually has a brain to think with :-) ) *thumbs up*
I stumnbled over this little campaigning contribution here, and thought it was so funny that I put it up on this site.
Enjoy!
Vote Here!
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Banzai Harakiri
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