tirsdag 30. september 2008
Darwin Awards....
Darwin Awards is a cool website where the people that should have been rejected from the genepool is presented and a winner is made each year.
Here is some videoclips in the same spirit.
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Banzai Harakiri
Coolest pic ever...
This is one of the coolest pics I have ever seen...
(have a strange feeling its been photoshop'ed... )
Check it out!
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Banzai Harakiri
(have a strange feeling its been photoshop'ed... )
Check it out!
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Banzai Harakiri
Customs Declaration (joke)
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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Banzai Harakiri
torsdag 25. september 2008
Weapons for use in the office....
Found this site here for people that are sick of that snoring neighbour in the cubicle across from you. A quick trip to the supplies room, and he's a gonner... :-)
Binder Clips Weapon
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Binder Clips Weapon
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onsdag 24. september 2008
torsdag 18. september 2008
Mirror mirror...
This is kind of the worst question I have ever seen... or maybe the best one.... sheesh..
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Banzai Harakiri
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tirsdag 16. september 2008
How to wake....
...your sleeping girlfriend... (or maybe not :-) ).
Click here for video
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Banzai Harakiri
Click here for video
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fredag 5. september 2008
Proving your human...
We have all seen those websites that need a confirmation that you are in fact, human.
These goes a little bit too far in my opinion... :-)
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Banzai Harakiri
These goes a little bit too far in my opinion... :-)
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So You Think You Had A Bad Day
Just in case you think you've had a bad day, consider how is could
have been much, much worse ....
LADY GOLFER
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works
at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at
him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
NUTS ABOUT YOU
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind
the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking
at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned,
and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never
let me forget.
NA-NA NA-NA NA-NAH!
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told
her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I
saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening
after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were
doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank
with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed
behind me were screams of laughter.
PRICELESS
One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a
long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount
store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her
items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on
the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON
LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at
the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "TAMPAX" for
"THUMBTACKS." In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the
intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND
YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
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have been much, much worse ....
LADY GOLFER
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works
at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at
him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
NUTS ABOUT YOU
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind
the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking
at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned,
and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never
let me forget.
NA-NA NA-NA NA-NAH!
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told
her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I
saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening
after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were
doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank
with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed
behind me were screams of laughter.
PRICELESS
One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a
long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount
store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her
items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on
the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON
LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at
the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "TAMPAX" for
"THUMBTACKS." In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the
intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND
YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
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Banzai Harakiri
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