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Banzai Harakiri
torsdag 21. februar 2008
The worlds worst hacker...
I just shook my head in disbelief when I read this. It has to be faked? Nobody can be that stupid? Oh man....
The Worlds Worst Hacker
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Banzai Harakiri
The Worlds Worst Hacker
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Banzai Harakiri
Pets....those poor pets...
Some thing should be forbidden by law. Dressing dogs in costumes is one of them.
Have the people doing sutch a stupid act really thought about how it might feel for the pets? They will be the laughting stock for all their friends in months to come.
Check out this gallery of horror
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Have the people doing sutch a stupid act really thought about how it might feel for the pets? They will be the laughting stock for all their friends in months to come.
Check out this gallery of horror
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Banzai Harakiri
Mother inlaw... (joke)
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab . "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...
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My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab . "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...
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Banzai Harakiri
Military rules....
This guy seems like he had a fun time when serving in the army.
Just try to imagine the situation that leads up to these new rules... :-)
List of rules
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Just try to imagine the situation that leads up to these new rules... :-)
List of rules
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It aint easy beeing the boss...
Giving out rewards is one of the hard ones...
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Smoking in the Rain... (joke)
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, “Hey that’s a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?”
The other old lady said, “It’s a condom.”
“A condom? Where do you get those?”
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, “What size do you want?”
The old lady thought for a minute and said, “One that will fit a Camel.”
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Banzai Harakiri
Her friend saw this and said, “Hey that’s a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?”
The other old lady said, “It’s a condom.”
“A condom? Where do you get those?”
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, “What size do you want?”
The old lady thought for a minute and said, “One that will fit a Camel.”
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Banzai Harakiri
When virtual thingies goes to far...
Found this comic strip, and posted it here. Not because its kind of funny, but as a reminder of the other things, you know: the things thats not inside the mainframe?
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Banzai Harakiri
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Banzai Harakiri
Far Cry 2
Yeah, I'm a gamer. An old gamer, but still able to give some virtual ass-kicking :-)
One of the years top games-to-be, is Far Cry 2, and I cant wait to get my hands on a copy.
Why? See for youself...
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Banzai Harakiri
One of the years top games-to-be, is Far Cry 2, and I cant wait to get my hands on a copy.
Why? See for youself...
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Banzai Harakiri
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